About this shirt
The chair is lying. It looks harmless. It is not. You sat down for a minute and the minute grew teeth.
A camping chair drawn in rust and charcoal, and a line for anyone who has had to stand back up and keep moving.
Wear it at the next aid station. Sit if you want. Just don't believe the chair.
Fit & fabric
- Retail fit: closer to the body than a boxy heavyweight tee. Unisex sizing.
- Between sizes, or want it roomy and lived-in? Size up one.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Natural: 100% cotton. Navy: 100% cotton.
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, tear-away label.
- Light colors like Natural are slightly sheer, especially in bright light.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and a mild detergent.
- Skip fabric softener. Non-chlorine bleach only if you really need it. Don’t dry clean.
- Hang dry, or tumble dry low.
- If you iron, use a cool iron with the shirt inside out — never directly on the print.
Made to order
- Printed to order, one at a time, after you buy it. Printing takes 2–5 business days, then US standard shipping takes about 3–6 business days.
- US shipping is $5.99 for the first shirt and $2.25 for each additional shirt in the same order. US addresses only for now.
- Made to order, so no change-of-mind or wrong-size returns. Damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? Tell the shop within 30 days of delivery and it gets reprinted or refunded.
























