About this hoodie
The classic lie. It’s what you told yourself this morning, and maybe what you told everyone else.
A small, understated line, like you’re trying not to make a thing of it. For trail runners whose “little run” has a way of growing hills, miles, and a second breakfast. Funny without shouting.
The hoodie
A Cotton Heritage M2580 premium pullover hoodie: a 100% cotton face over a 65/35 cotton-poly blend, with a 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings, and a front pouch pocket. It runs small — for the fit you expect, order one size up.
Printed to order, one at a time, so your hoodie ships after it’s made — usually a few business days to print, then in transit. If it arrives damaged or the print is off, write the shop within 30 days of delivery and I’ll make it right.
This is an original design. It isn’t affiliated with any race, course, or brand.
Care
- Wash inside out in cold water.
- Tumble dry low, or hang.
- Don’t bleach, dry clean, or iron the print.
Made to order
Printed to order after you buy it: 2–5 business days to make, then about 3–6 business days US standard shipping. US shipping is $5.99 for the first item and $2.25 for each additional item in the same order. Made to order, so there are no change-of-mind or wrong-size returns. Damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? Tell the shop within 30 days of delivery and it gets remade or refunded.
