The shirt
The classic lie. It’s what you told yourself this morning, and maybe what you told everyone else.
A small, understated line, like you’re trying not to make a thing of it. For trail runners whose “little run” has a way of growing hills, miles, and a second breakfast. Funny without shouting.
A Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. Soft and lightweight (4.2 oz), with a retail fit — slimmer than a boxy heavyweight shirt. If you want a roomier, lived-in feel, size up. Please use the size chart. These are made to order, so a shirt can’t come back just because the fit wasn’t what you hoped.
Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/poly blend (most are 52% cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90/10). Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, tear-away label. Lighter colors such as Natural and Soft Cream can be a little sheer.
Printed to order, one at a time, so your shirt ships after it’s made — usually a few business days to print, then in transit. If it arrives damaged or the print is off, write the shop and I’ll make it right.
This is an original design. It isn’t affiliated with any race, course, or brand.
Care
- Wash inside out in cold water.
- Tumble dry low, or hang.
- Don’t bleach, dry clean, or iron the print.
US shipping is a flat $5.99, charged at checkout. International orders aren’t open yet — those rates should come from Printful, not a guess.